Showing posts with label dangerous sex positions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dangerous sex positions. Show all posts

Monday, October 18, 2010

SEX POSITION PART 1 THE 69

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SEX POSITION THE 69 - PART 1


THE ORIGINAL 69





Give-as-you-get oral pleasure! It can almost be just too much to take ... if so, be careful not to bite down TOO hard! :P




69 - THE INVERTED






Inverted 69, the inverted cousin of the traditional 69 position, is a great way to change the angles on the original. The top partner needs to make sure to position their genitals at the right height, as the bottom partner's mobility tends to be a little restricted.






 69 - THE FACE OFF







This is a great way to transition into Ben Dover – the standing partner won't even have to move a muscle!
Starting upright in a semi-squat position, the standing partner bends at the waist, and touches down to the ground with their hands, carefully bending the head back between their legs to orally receive their lover's penis. Don't forget to bend your knees; this will alleviate strain at the joints. The receiving partner is seated on the ground with their legs fully extended in front of them.
If flexibility is an issue, or the pose proves to be too intense for the standing partner, they can position themselves in a similar manner toDoggy Style - Standing, utilizing a chair for support. If this is the case, Face Off loses the 69 aspect, so the standing partner may want to pay the giver back with some personal attention in return.



** DO THIS WITH CAUTION.








69 - GOLDEN GATE







There isn't anything quite like this exhilarating version of 69; its degree of difficulty is very close to 10! The bent over partner reaches far back to orally pleasure while the laying back partner helps brace by holding on to the others hips or thighs. Those best suited for this move are fit, flexible and adventuresome!
On their own, or assisted by the other partner, get into Bridge pose, then reach back one arm and then the other to place the hands in the ready position. Once the laying partner slides underneath, the other can kneel and bend their head back to receive his member. Guys, hold your penis out for comfortable swallowing, and when you're ready for the next move, for heaven's sake, help them out of this one carefully!

** DO THIS WITH CAUTION.








69 - THE KNEELING







More strength is required than for the Sitting 69, but it is considerably easier than Standing 69. The lifting partner will require considerable upper body strength. The position is lower to the floor than Standing 69and is therefore safer and requires less overall strength on the part of the lifter.
To get into this position the lifting partner needs a fair amount of strength and a little bit of patience... The lifter should kneel down and help their partner manoeuvre into position (perhaps off the edge of a couch or bed), with the lifted partner placing their head between the lifter's legs while wrapping their own legs loosely around the lifter's neck and shoulders, and the arms tightly around the lifter's back.
The lifting partner wraps their own arms tightly around the back of their partner (keeping their own back as straight as possible), while paying very close attention to their partner's head and neck so as not to knock or strain them.

** DO THIS WITH CAUTION.








69 -THE SIDEWAYS






Sideways 69 puts a twist on the traditional 69 position, by having both partners lay sideways. A nice variation for when neither party feels like having the other laying on top of them, many people find that it is a lot easier on their necks... and if you keep rolling, you'll find yourselves on the opposite side of things; in the Inverted 69 position.








69 - SITTING









The Sitting 69 position requires the lifting partner to have considerable upper body strength.
To get into this position the lifting partner needs a fair amount of strength and a little bit of patience... The lifter should start by sitting down in a fairly high chair and help their partner manoeuvre into position, with the lifted partner placing their head between the lifter's legs while wrapping their own legs loosely around the lifter's neck and shoulders, and the arms tightly around the lifter's back.
The lifting partner wraps their own arms tightly around the back of their partner (keeping their own back as straight as possible), while paying very close attention to their partner's head and neck so as not to knock or strain them.



** DO THIS WITH CAUTION.








69 - STANDING











Don't even think about trying the Standing 69 position unless the lifting partner can squat the same weight as that of the other partner.
To get into this position the lifting partner needs a lot of strength and a little bit of patience... The lifter should start from the Sitting 69 position, sitting down in a fairly high chair and help their partner manoeuvre into position, with the lifted partner placing their head between the lifter's legs while wrapping their own legs loosely around the lifter's neck and shoulders, and the arms tightly around the lifter's back.
The lifting partner wraps their own arms tightly around the back of their partner and stands up carefully (keeping their own back as straight as possible), while paying very close attention to their partner's head and neck so as not to knock or strain them.
** DO THIS WITH CAUTION.


69 - YMCA

Yogis, gymnasts, or those looking for a rush will delight in the challenges of this invigorating position. Based on a classic yoga move called the Headstand, or Shirshasana, this pose has as many health benefits as it does pleasurable ones; as you invert the body, you breathe deeper, improve circulation, and relieve stress on the lower back.
The inverting partner will kneel and place the top of their head on a small floor cushion between the seated partner’s thighs. Next, straighten the knees, raise the hips, and keep the abs flexed. The seated partner can now assist the other in entering the final pose and arrange themselves accordingly.
When first entering this position, mild breathing difficulties may be experienced as the blood from the body rushes to the head; this should quickly pass, but if you're feeling uncomfortable, come out of the position and rest in a prone position to normalize circulation before standing up again.


** WE DON'T RECOMMEND THIS UNLESS YOUR PARTNER IS A GYMNAST, A YOGI OR PHYSICALLY FIT TO DO THIS. DO THIS WITH CAUTION.

Monday, March 8, 2010

TOP FIVE MOST DANGEROUS SEX POSITION AND HOW TO DO IT

TOP FIVE MOST DANGEROUS SEX POSITION AND HOW TO DO IT
According to Ranker.com, these are the five most dangerous sexual positions, and naturally, how to do them. I suggest never to try this unless you're an acrobat and a bodybuilder at the same time. If you insist to try, practice first with your pillow because you might end up in the orthopedic. The number 4 is manageable just make sure you have wall for support, just on the safe side, go down, better have the bed than the wall for support.  
1. The Triple Lindy

How To Do It:
This is a position that takes IMMENSE strength for both parties.
The female must have relatively strong abdominal muscles and be able to align her spine with the man’s penis throughout the entire experience.  The man must be able to lift the woman to the point of insertion, then settle her lower region comfortably into his thighs while leaning back, using the woman’s front half as balancing weight.
In a sense both genital regions act as a fulcrum.  If anyone can do this for more than a few seconds, congratulations, you lift weight 8 times a day.
What Could Go Wrong?:
Since the man’s strength is all that is really keeping the woman safe as she is being pleasured while held up and craning her back like she’s a mermaid at the bow of a ship, the worst case scenario would be: man drops woman, woman gets concussion, vagina breaks penis, man’s knees knock the wind out of the woman, making this one of the most daringly dangerous sex positions to do without leaning on anything.
2. The London Bridge

How To Do It:
This is “London Bridge” that is done with only two people.
To start this position, the man must get on all fours, facing upward.  If you’ve gotten this far, as a couple, congratulations to the man for being an Olympic gymnast.
Next, the woman must somehow straddle the man without knocking out his legs under him.  It’s a very delicate balance.
Even IF all these conditions were met, the insertion would be impossible without a few different pillows involved, as the man’s middle region will naturally want to bend inward, towards the ground. If someone made this work, then the woman would have to be a LOT lighter than the man, and he would have to have absolutely zero back problems.
What Could Go Wrong?
The pressure of the woman’s body weight, even if she’s Kate Moss, would put such a strain on the man’s wrists and ankles, that (even if he could get to the start position) wouldn’t translate to a finish for anybody unless the woman is both taller (and lighter) than the man.
If the man’s hand slipped and the woman came down with him, the woman’s center of gravity would be sitting at a shock point to the man’s spinal cord if they landed on the right spot, drawing the possibility for intense back injuries, pelvic injuries, and a really hurting butt for both parties.
3. The Pair of Tongs

How To Do It?
The man steps over the woman’s leg, holding the other leg up, and enters the woman while she dangles in the air, being held up by only the strength of her stronger arm. The man holds the woman as she holds on for dear life.
What Could Go Wrong?:
The amount of weight that would be leaning on the man’s left arm in this position would not only drag him down, but would probably strain/pull any of his muscles if this position were attempted for more than about a minute.  Kind of like when you carry all the groceries in one hand and decide to make it to the kitchen…only during sex.
Also, that is not an optimal angle for a man to comfortably wield something that is meant to be parallel to the ground.  The man’s penis, and any muscles involved in this position, could be tugged in the wrong direction (left or right) if the woman’s super-strong arm decided to give out at any point, bending the penis to the shape of a horseshoe or a picture-frame-corner.
4. The Body Builder (or the Buhat-Buhat)
How To Do It:
This one’s actually fairly common.  Start out against a wall, the woman will straddle the man, like a koala bear, and the man will then insert himself into the woman. The wall will provide great leverage at first until…
What Could Go Wrong?:
Sweat. The sweat glands from the woman’s back will inevitably trickle down to her ass, making the main support zone for this position slippery.  If in the heat of the moment one of the partners loses their grip, the penis could be bent the wrong way and the woman could suffer serious spine and head injuries.
5. The Incline Leg

How To Do It:
Don’t.
What Could Go Wrong?
The female will inevitable break the penis if she is on her tippy toes.
Penises are generally not meant to bend backwards and, in the position, an erect wang would defy the laws of anatomy. Even if this could work, the penis would bend in such a way that the woman’s rear end, as well as the man’s penis itself, if she ever “missed”, to devastate the man’s testicles.
Even if a couple were able to achieve this comfortably as a legitimate way to find pleasure in one another’s movements, if the female were to slip and fall backwards…goodbye wang.